Thursday, May 28, 2009

Free Style Monologue

I saw it. Over there In the center. I didn’t know if I should go. Or even stay where I was. I needed someone’s advice. Anyone’s. But no one was here. Here to hear what I wanted to ask. Absolutely no one. What was that bright thing there for. It was almost as if it were hiding from something .Perhaps hiding from me? Well I was getting chilly. And I did feel the breeze get stronger as I came closer. I was so astonished by this shiny light that my train of thought loses itself. I know its only something silly but it could be something more. I want to walk closer. To touch and feel what it may be. But I am scared. Scared of what? The water at night does get pretty scary. And I am not old enough for the deep end yet. I am only 14, but a very curious 14 I am. I walk a little closer and I shiver through my body. Two more steps further in and four steps towards the left. I am getting very close. But as I get closer it gets further. The shiny light slowly starts to dim into the sea. Until as I turn my back to walk to the board walk I hear a splash of water like a whale or something. I turn only to see of a beautiful green fin. It was a mermaid. I was not dreaming. This time it was real. And I was ecstatic about the whole thing. So I sat there for a while and waited for the mermaid or merman to reappear. He or She didn’t but I promised I would be back.

Map quest

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Gossip Girl Review

It's teen gossip of xoxo gossip girl. Your one and only source.
This teen show has viewers soaking up in the juicy gossip that it brings forth on monday nights at 8:00pm. The plastics and the jocks come together in one school and date eachother until another spots you in the crowd.Old friends show there faces to the upper eastsiders and we get a taste of what they have to share. Spilling out there secrets are my favourite whats yours? And as we all know our favourite chuck bass always has something on his agenda. I can't wait to see what he has ins store for the others. So don't miss out on a single show. One episode will not satisfy you but the whole season may.Try not to fall to behind.
You know you love me,
xoxo gossip girl

Friday, May 15, 2009

The chat with me and the grudge

G:I SEE YOU
S:WHAT
G:I AM WATCHING YOU
S:WHO ARE YOU
G:I AM YOU
S:WHERE ARE YOU
G:YOU CANT FIND ME HAHAHHA
S:I WILL IF YOU TELL WHERE YOU ARE
G:NOPE
S:OMG IS THIS LIKE SOME SORT OF PRANK BECAUSE THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
G:PRANK? WHO IS PLAYING A PRANK?
S:YOU?
G:I DON'T PLAY PRANKS MUAHAHA
S:WHO ARE YOU?
G:I AM WHO EVER YOU WANT ME TO BE
S:I WANT YOU TO COME OUT OF WHERE EVER YOU ARE
G:THAT I CANNOT DO
S:HOW COME?
G:YOU WILL RUN IF I DO
S:WHY WOULD I RUN?
G:BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES
S:DO I LOOK LIKE EVERYONE TO YOU
G:NO BUT YOUR PART OF EVERYONE ARE YOU NOT
S:I GUESS AND AREN'T YOU?
G: NOPE!
S: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOPE.
G:NOPE
S:ARE YOU NOT HUMAN
G:NOPE I AM THE GRUDGE
S:AHAHA OKAY WELL REVEAL YOURSELF
G:OKAY I WILL
S:OKAY
G:BOOO!!
I turn around and there was some creature just standing there.
s:OKAY NOW TAKE OFF YOUR MASK
G:MASK THIS IS NO MASK
S: WELL MOVE YOUR HAIR
G:I CAN'T THIS IS HOW I SALUTE PEOPLE
S:OKAY YOUR KIND OF SCARING ME NOW
G:GOOD
S:OKAY FOR REAL REMOVE IT NOW
G:ITS NOT A MASK MAKWAKAKKA
S: OH DEAR
STEPHANIE WALKS OUT THE DOOR VERY SERIOULY AND SLOWY. SHE IS SHOCKED.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Meet With Chris Harrison

S: Chris
c: Yes, It's me.
s: wow you're way smaller in real life.
c: yeah i know
s: i am not trying to offend you or anything, i mean i am pretty short to.
c: so are you just another fan?
s: Just another fan? Thats a little rude. I am your biggest fan of all times. The bachelor is my favorite show.
c: So are you watching Jillian?
s:ofcourse she is awsome.
c:Yea she is a very fun and outgoing person, i enjoyed filming with her.
s: So chris i have a question for you.
c: sure
s: i wanted to know why did you make jason dump melissa infront of millions of viewers when you knew that,thats not a vey sympethetic way to break up with someone.
c: That is great to hear well anyways i gotta get going
s: oh okay sure... just watch out for that pole.
c:thank you thank you(oww that hurt)
s: yeah maybe you should have a seat for a while.
c:Thanks.
s: yup sure, so why rnt you awnsering my question.
c:umm well i did it i guess to get my viewers. Whats the big deal Melissa is happy now is she not?
s: Yeah i guess.
c: see so than stop baggering me.
s: okay i am sorry it was just a question.
c: well alrite i really have to go now.... enjoy the show.
s: sure yup.. just watch for the...

Monday, April 20, 2009

Me and Angelina Jolie

S-Stephanie
AJ:Angelina Jolie

S: Hi there Angelina. You look amazing!

AJ: (Smiles) Thank you.

S: Do you mind if I sit with you?

AJ: Not at all.

S: How are you doing?... How are the kids?

AJ: We are all good, the kids are getting so big i can't believe it. Large families are what i've always wanted. I always say the more the merrier.

S: Aww thats good. i grew up with alot of siblings too and i enjoyed it. You always have someone to play with and talk to.

AJ: Yea i think it is true. It was always just me and my brother and then we slowly grew apart. But I want to have a great bond with my kids.

S: So just oput of curiosity is this some place where you come just to allow you to have a break from all the mayhem at home?

AJ: Well , kinda i guess. Mostly i like to come here because it was my favourite place before i had kids and now i just come down every so often and sit around and have have flashbacks of my childhood.

S: must be nice but don't you always get sick and tired of the paparazi?

AJ: yeah but its a price you have to pay when you become famous. It gets anoying at times but i just get use to it.
So what brings you here today?

S: Well i saw you sitting here and i thought wow maybe i could go and ave a chit chat with you and here i am. Funny how things work out.

Starting to get up Angelina starts to pack up her things.

AJ: Well actually i do got to run i have to go pick up my kiddies from school. Nice chatting with you and maybe i'll catch you someother time. I am glad your not a shyco fan like most people are around here.
Bye

S: Bye.

Old lady talks about herself?

Picture of old lady at circus.

Everyone stop. Ready look at me. Yes I am not as apealing as the person behind me, ofcourse not.Shes more interesting devourng a couple bites of chocolate sprinkled crunch cake. Well you know I have a story to tell. About when I was younger I almost looked like her.If you look more deeper in the photo.I was young and I was walking with my boyfriend at a circus.He was too nerdy for me though. I never really payed much attention to him. As you can see. I photo shopped a picture of all three of us. Me, the starving woman, and then me and my nerdy boyfriend again. I will pass it around to all of you so you can take a good look. Don't forget to leave many compliments about me. And not when I was younger but how lovely I loook now with my fluffy white hair. And just to let you guys know the white isn't real I just dye it that colour because it suits me best. Don't you think? So one more thing for all of you to take into some consideration is that not only have my years gone by very slowly and i am still dazling at an old age but I am pregnant.... Are you shocked don't worry i was too.