Thursday, May 28, 2009

Free Style Monologue

I saw it. Over there In the center. I didn’t know if I should go. Or even stay where I was. I needed someone’s advice. Anyone’s. But no one was here. Here to hear what I wanted to ask. Absolutely no one. What was that bright thing there for. It was almost as if it were hiding from something .Perhaps hiding from me? Well I was getting chilly. And I did feel the breeze get stronger as I came closer. I was so astonished by this shiny light that my train of thought loses itself. I know its only something silly but it could be something more. I want to walk closer. To touch and feel what it may be. But I am scared. Scared of what? The water at night does get pretty scary. And I am not old enough for the deep end yet. I am only 14, but a very curious 14 I am. I walk a little closer and I shiver through my body. Two more steps further in and four steps towards the left. I am getting very close. But as I get closer it gets further. The shiny light slowly starts to dim into the sea. Until as I turn my back to walk to the board walk I hear a splash of water like a whale or something. I turn only to see of a beautiful green fin. It was a mermaid. I was not dreaming. This time it was real. And I was ecstatic about the whole thing. So I sat there for a while and waited for the mermaid or merman to reappear. He or She didn’t but I promised I would be back.

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Gossip Girl Review

It's teen gossip of xoxo gossip girl. Your one and only source.
This teen show has viewers soaking up in the juicy gossip that it brings forth on monday nights at 8:00pm. The plastics and the jocks come together in one school and date eachother until another spots you in the crowd.Old friends show there faces to the upper eastsiders and we get a taste of what they have to share. Spilling out there secrets are my favourite whats yours? And as we all know our favourite chuck bass always has something on his agenda. I can't wait to see what he has ins store for the others. So don't miss out on a single show. One episode will not satisfy you but the whole season may.Try not to fall to behind.
You know you love me,
xoxo gossip girl

Friday, May 15, 2009

The chat with me and the grudge

G:I SEE YOU
S:WHAT
G:I AM WATCHING YOU
S:WHO ARE YOU
G:I AM YOU
S:WHERE ARE YOU
G:YOU CANT FIND ME HAHAHHA
S:I WILL IF YOU TELL WHERE YOU ARE
G:NOPE
S:OMG IS THIS LIKE SOME SORT OF PRANK BECAUSE THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
G:PRANK? WHO IS PLAYING A PRANK?
S:YOU?
G:I DON'T PLAY PRANKS MUAHAHA
S:WHO ARE YOU?
G:I AM WHO EVER YOU WANT ME TO BE
S:I WANT YOU TO COME OUT OF WHERE EVER YOU ARE
G:THAT I CANNOT DO
S:HOW COME?
G:YOU WILL RUN IF I DO
S:WHY WOULD I RUN?
G:BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES
S:DO I LOOK LIKE EVERYONE TO YOU
G:NO BUT YOUR PART OF EVERYONE ARE YOU NOT
S:I GUESS AND AREN'T YOU?
G: NOPE!
S: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOPE.
G:NOPE
S:ARE YOU NOT HUMAN
G:NOPE I AM THE GRUDGE
S:AHAHA OKAY WELL REVEAL YOURSELF
G:OKAY I WILL
S:OKAY
G:BOOO!!
I turn around and there was some creature just standing there.
s:OKAY NOW TAKE OFF YOUR MASK
G:MASK THIS IS NO MASK
S: WELL MOVE YOUR HAIR
G:I CAN'T THIS IS HOW I SALUTE PEOPLE
S:OKAY YOUR KIND OF SCARING ME NOW
G:GOOD
S:OKAY FOR REAL REMOVE IT NOW
G:ITS NOT A MASK MAKWAKAKKA
S: OH DEAR
STEPHANIE WALKS OUT THE DOOR VERY SERIOULY AND SLOWY. SHE IS SHOCKED.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Meet With Chris Harrison

S: Chris
c: Yes, It's me.
s: wow you're way smaller in real life.
c: yeah i know
s: i am not trying to offend you or anything, i mean i am pretty short to.
c: so are you just another fan?
s: Just another fan? Thats a little rude. I am your biggest fan of all times. The bachelor is my favorite show.
c: So are you watching Jillian?
s:ofcourse she is awsome.
c:Yea she is a very fun and outgoing person, i enjoyed filming with her.
s: So chris i have a question for you.
c: sure
s: i wanted to know why did you make jason dump melissa infront of millions of viewers when you knew that,thats not a vey sympethetic way to break up with someone.
c: That is great to hear well anyways i gotta get going
s: oh okay sure... just watch out for that pole.
c:thank you thank you(oww that hurt)
s: yeah maybe you should have a seat for a while.
c:Thanks.
s: yup sure, so why rnt you awnsering my question.
c:umm well i did it i guess to get my viewers. Whats the big deal Melissa is happy now is she not?
s: Yeah i guess.
c: see so than stop baggering me.
s: okay i am sorry it was just a question.
c: well alrite i really have to go now.... enjoy the show.
s: sure yup.. just watch for the...

Monday, April 20, 2009

Me and Angelina Jolie

S-Stephanie
AJ:Angelina Jolie

S: Hi there Angelina. You look amazing!

AJ: (Smiles) Thank you.

S: Do you mind if I sit with you?

AJ: Not at all.

S: How are you doing?... How are the kids?

AJ: We are all good, the kids are getting so big i can't believe it. Large families are what i've always wanted. I always say the more the merrier.

S: Aww thats good. i grew up with alot of siblings too and i enjoyed it. You always have someone to play with and talk to.

AJ: Yea i think it is true. It was always just me and my brother and then we slowly grew apart. But I want to have a great bond with my kids.

S: So just oput of curiosity is this some place where you come just to allow you to have a break from all the mayhem at home?

AJ: Well , kinda i guess. Mostly i like to come here because it was my favourite place before i had kids and now i just come down every so often and sit around and have have flashbacks of my childhood.

S: must be nice but don't you always get sick and tired of the paparazi?

AJ: yeah but its a price you have to pay when you become famous. It gets anoying at times but i just get use to it.
So what brings you here today?

S: Well i saw you sitting here and i thought wow maybe i could go and ave a chit chat with you and here i am. Funny how things work out.

Starting to get up Angelina starts to pack up her things.

AJ: Well actually i do got to run i have to go pick up my kiddies from school. Nice chatting with you and maybe i'll catch you someother time. I am glad your not a shyco fan like most people are around here.
Bye

S: Bye.

Old lady talks about herself?

Picture of old lady at circus.

Everyone stop. Ready look at me. Yes I am not as apealing as the person behind me, ofcourse not.Shes more interesting devourng a couple bites of chocolate sprinkled crunch cake. Well you know I have a story to tell. About when I was younger I almost looked like her.If you look more deeper in the photo.I was young and I was walking with my boyfriend at a circus.He was too nerdy for me though. I never really payed much attention to him. As you can see. I photo shopped a picture of all three of us. Me, the starving woman, and then me and my nerdy boyfriend again. I will pass it around to all of you so you can take a good look. Don't forget to leave many compliments about me. And not when I was younger but how lovely I loook now with my fluffy white hair. And just to let you guys know the white isn't real I just dye it that colour because it suits me best. Don't you think? So one more thing for all of you to take into some consideration is that not only have my years gone by very slowly and i am still dazling at an old age but I am pregnant.... Are you shocked don't worry i was too.

As I stood....

Picture of two men on the mountains!

I stood there looking up ready to face all battles that would concre my path. Anything to try and defeat me, the one that was going to become the powerful one. My friend thought I was foolish and crazy. I knew that he was just jeleaous. He was only wondering how on earth could I end up so powerful but it was about to happen. I was only yet to be waiting for the clock to hit 11:11 and at that very moment "he" would appear out from the clouds. And then I shall have all of his powers. It was now or never a choice that only one could have once in a lifetime. My only fear that was left of me was not to tip over the edge of the rock that I was standing on.But just as I held on I turn to my friend and I saw him holding a pistol.He looks at me and says, " jump or stay its over for you". And as soon as he said that "he" appeared. I was astonished just to see this bright light and my friends pistol slowly moving away from his hands. "He" told him " he who doesnt believe in me and only the power within me wil never be able to see me". I though to my self was that it. Only getting to see "him". That was the power I was waiting for. And as I started to second guess all of this he, the light, slowly started to dissapear. Then I felt a pat on my back somewhat like a knock. And when I turned around the light was so bright that I lost my sight. Softly words whispered in my ears saying, I'm sorry but you were the chosen one. I couldn't believe it alexis, It was the best dream that i've had in a long time... what did you think?

Monday, March 30, 2009

Oh Great!....Now What?

As I layed on the hard tinted wood, my back started to feel sore. I mean just look at me as cute as can be. It must have been halloween day. They leave me hear for someone to take me. How could you not want me. Abandoning me is not the way to solve this. Yes sometimes I do smell when I need a diaperchange, I cry when noone pays attention to me and get cranky when teeth start to come in, but thats part of growing up.
Take me home please.

Looking at that young couple walk by me only wanted me so much more to be able to talk to them and tell them to take me please. Why did no one want me. All these people all around me were just staring ignorantly. I felt like being able to get up and reach out for their leg. Instead I smiled a soft smile and cooed and as I heard someone far away call out; CUT!

It startled me so I looked up and the next thing that I saw was my parents again. I was angry and hurt and upset that they left me but all at the same time I was soo happy to be held by them once again. They gave me a kiss on my forhead and told me they loved me. Somebody was saying how I was a great actor. What on earth did that mean, because I was not acting, was I?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Stephanie's Daily Newspaper...

The Nurturing Woman Of Nature

A woman early this afternoon, in the park was watering the flowers while the sunlight was drying out the moist soil that it contained of.

Living only across from the park every afternoon she would come outside and water the flowers to save them from dying. From the steaming hot sun glaring down at the flowers all they needed were some nurturing with water to stay moist.

Miranda her neighbour said that " She's never seen someone care so much about plants that are not even their's like this woman does."

The woman's daughter also says that" her mom is a very well organized person and makes sure that she has her schedule of her daily life written out and has certain hours and minutes of the day for nurturing the plants."

She even gets a quote from her husband" Their's no wife like one that loves her flowers" She wont even let him buy flowers for her because that is killing the innocent flowers.

As the obsessed flower woman takes control and provides all the flowers with TLC(tender love and care) then she will continue to water the flowers daily.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

"So Lonely...he has nobody .... hes on his ownnnn!!"

There he was. Sitting down on the pavement at the corner of bay and bloor st this afternoon, at 5:36pm. He didn't speak much. He held up a sign that said unemployed and needs food! Godbless you. He looked like a ratty old doll that had been laying around in the mud and then thrown in the garbage. He wore a hat that said " got beer?". Little parts of his grey hair were revealing under his cap. His hair almost seemed as if it had some sort of yellow in it. He wore a dark green coat that was buttoned up and grey velvet pants. His shoes were velcro and weren't sticking very well.

He has been on the street for almost a whole year now. His wife kicked him out of the house because he was unemployed and she was a snob herself. He had no children just a dog that lay beside him. Both of them haven't eaten. They were eating out of the garbage today. Eating cores of apples and leftovers that people waste.

They didn't bother anyone just sat down. They had a coffee time cup in front of them for spare change that any pedestrians may have for them. The cup was empty. All he really wanted was some food and maybe someone to talk to. Tell someone how he feels and share some jokes. Imagine being outside for a whole year by yourself, with no one to talk to except for a dog that can only bark back at you. As I walked past them I put 6 dollars in the cup and said to him have a nice day. He had a huge smile and said thank you, god bless you child.
I would have talked to this man but I was by myself and too scared. But just keep in mind that some people on the streets just don't have enough courage and power to get up and find a job. So help them out a quarter wont kill you but help another.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

You may call her weird....

Walking and talking is what the woman in front of me did. She had a lisp from her tounge ring but that didn't stop her.She was wearing a long black coat and suede shoes.She didn't look like she was crazy but she was. She talked to everyone that that walked past her and asked them random questions. This woman had vibrant red hair that was cut to a bob, and very greasy. She hadn't showered in days. She wasn't homeless she was just freindly. Or weird. She socialized with complete strangers. She needed some one to talk to.

She was very polite when people kept walked away and didn't talk to her. As if she were use to it. Thirty five to forty years old is what she looked like. wrinkles forming but not many appearing. She asked one man if her knew that god loved him. the man replied everyone loves me. She replied excet me. He continued to walk and so did she. She didn't care what others thought about her she just walked and talked.

Monday, February 23, 2009

She walked the walk...?

As a woman today wallked by on bloor street she stroke her long beautiful blonde locks as the wind blew in her face. The amazement of her posture was as if she was walking the run way. Which she wasn't. She was just on her way to work like any other day. Her cigarette in one hand and her purse in the other. Her long white coat just covered her knees. Her black dress pants covered her stilettoes only allowing you to see three and half cm of her heel.

This lady was around the age of 23to 26 years old. She didn't have any children with her or a boyfriend with her. Alone she walked and inhaled the fresh air. She didn't smile much. Just
walked. Her vibrant red lip stick may have come off a bit on her pearly white teeth and she wouldnt want anyone to notice that. As she seemed to be a perfectionist. everything and every peice of her clothing was to not have a single wrinkle on it otherwise it was no good until it had been taken to the dry cleaners again.

Her french manicure was just painted on her gel nails a couple days ago. She was going to go back after work was over. She depended on everything being perfect. Her life were programmed on her blackberry. Life would never be the same withought that phone of hers.

After crossing the cross walk she stood outside this tall buliding that seemed as if she worked there. It looked as if it were a telemarketing office of some sort. She smoked her cigaretee threw it to the goround, stepped on it and walked on in.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Can anyone hear me?

Ring...Ring... Ring!
I guess im not that important. No one cares about a sony old phone on the hook like me. I mean come on I can be cool. I have fancy numbers that you can push on. I even have redial, and flash. Okay I don't have texting as you may communicate these days or Speakerphones, and caller id but atleast you can talk to someone through me. Isn't that good enough?

I try my best to look pretty and all shiny but all you care about is your cell phone. I can't compete any longer. This family drives me nuts with the new blackberrys. I mean im a home phone. Don't ignore me. Use me when you're at home. Don't you get the point of a home phone. What will it take for one person to even look at me these days. I think I should get a new plan. maybe call bell services and get some caller id on this screen.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

And then it begins....

Monday February 9 Th

Mother to daughter conversation.

Daughter: "Mommy can we go get a treat?"
Mom: "No hunny we have to go pick up daddy from work and then have dinner."
Daughter:"What if we get a treat and then go pick up daddy.
Mom: "We'll go another day sweetheart."
Daughter: "No but I really want to go now"
Mom: another day I said okay."
Daughter: No write now!!
Mom: If you stop kicking up a fuss we'll go.


While I was on my way home from school today I heard a little girl asking her mother if she can go get a treat from the store. The little girl had seen an older man walk by with a chocolate bar, so now she wanted a treat.

While listening to this conversation I was thinking to myself that it was not very good for a mother or any parent in that matter to give in so easily to the child's needs. She should have kept to her word and got her a treat another day. Bribery is not something she should have done because that teaches the child wrong habits. I guess from the mothers perspective she just didn't want a big reaction from her so she just gave in. More and more parents use bribery as a way to get there child to do things and I think that that it is wong and they need to find a different solution.


Tuesday Febuary 10th

Two Girls on the bus

Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, so the other day I was at the dominion and I took so long because the lady infront of me was complaining that an item was on sale for 99cents when regularly its like $1 more, and I was getting so pissed."
Girl 2: "No way! HAHA."
Girl 1: "yea... I kno."

Today on the bus Iwas talking on the phone but as a hung up I heard these two girls talking very ditzy like. But this converstaion that I was listening to actually reminded me one time about when I had to wait in a line up for soo long because someone wanted to find out the sale price of that item. I could relate because when your in a hurry it just fustrates you when you only have one item and you know you'll be soo fast, but yet the people infront of you are holding up the whole line up. It drives me nuts! I actually just wanted to go up to the girls and tell them I know!