Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Meet With Chris Harrison

S: Chris
c: Yes, It's me.
s: wow you're way smaller in real life.
c: yeah i know
s: i am not trying to offend you or anything, i mean i am pretty short to.
c: so are you just another fan?
s: Just another fan? Thats a little rude. I am your biggest fan of all times. The bachelor is my favorite show.
c: So are you watching Jillian?
s:ofcourse she is awsome.
c:Yea she is a very fun and outgoing person, i enjoyed filming with her.
s: So chris i have a question for you.
c: sure
s: i wanted to know why did you make jason dump melissa infront of millions of viewers when you knew that,thats not a vey sympethetic way to break up with someone.
c: That is great to hear well anyways i gotta get going
s: oh okay sure... just watch out for that pole.
c:thank you thank you(oww that hurt)
s: yeah maybe you should have a seat for a while.
c:Thanks.
s: yup sure, so why rnt you awnsering my question.
c:umm well i did it i guess to get my viewers. Whats the big deal Melissa is happy now is she not?
s: Yeah i guess.
c: see so than stop baggering me.
s: okay i am sorry it was just a question.
c: well alrite i really have to go now.... enjoy the show.
s: sure yup.. just watch for the...

Monday, April 20, 2009

Me and Angelina Jolie

S-Stephanie
AJ:Angelina Jolie

S: Hi there Angelina. You look amazing!

AJ: (Smiles) Thank you.

S: Do you mind if I sit with you?

AJ: Not at all.

S: How are you doing?... How are the kids?

AJ: We are all good, the kids are getting so big i can't believe it. Large families are what i've always wanted. I always say the more the merrier.

S: Aww thats good. i grew up with alot of siblings too and i enjoyed it. You always have someone to play with and talk to.

AJ: Yea i think it is true. It was always just me and my brother and then we slowly grew apart. But I want to have a great bond with my kids.

S: So just oput of curiosity is this some place where you come just to allow you to have a break from all the mayhem at home?

AJ: Well , kinda i guess. Mostly i like to come here because it was my favourite place before i had kids and now i just come down every so often and sit around and have have flashbacks of my childhood.

S: must be nice but don't you always get sick and tired of the paparazi?

AJ: yeah but its a price you have to pay when you become famous. It gets anoying at times but i just get use to it.
So what brings you here today?

S: Well i saw you sitting here and i thought wow maybe i could go and ave a chit chat with you and here i am. Funny how things work out.

Starting to get up Angelina starts to pack up her things.

AJ: Well actually i do got to run i have to go pick up my kiddies from school. Nice chatting with you and maybe i'll catch you someother time. I am glad your not a shyco fan like most people are around here.
Bye

S: Bye.

Old lady talks about herself?

Picture of old lady at circus.

Everyone stop. Ready look at me. Yes I am not as apealing as the person behind me, ofcourse not.Shes more interesting devourng a couple bites of chocolate sprinkled crunch cake. Well you know I have a story to tell. About when I was younger I almost looked like her.If you look more deeper in the photo.I was young and I was walking with my boyfriend at a circus.He was too nerdy for me though. I never really payed much attention to him. As you can see. I photo shopped a picture of all three of us. Me, the starving woman, and then me and my nerdy boyfriend again. I will pass it around to all of you so you can take a good look. Don't forget to leave many compliments about me. And not when I was younger but how lovely I loook now with my fluffy white hair. And just to let you guys know the white isn't real I just dye it that colour because it suits me best. Don't you think? So one more thing for all of you to take into some consideration is that not only have my years gone by very slowly and i am still dazling at an old age but I am pregnant.... Are you shocked don't worry i was too.

As I stood....

Picture of two men on the mountains!

I stood there looking up ready to face all battles that would concre my path. Anything to try and defeat me, the one that was going to become the powerful one. My friend thought I was foolish and crazy. I knew that he was just jeleaous. He was only wondering how on earth could I end up so powerful but it was about to happen. I was only yet to be waiting for the clock to hit 11:11 and at that very moment "he" would appear out from the clouds. And then I shall have all of his powers. It was now or never a choice that only one could have once in a lifetime. My only fear that was left of me was not to tip over the edge of the rock that I was standing on.But just as I held on I turn to my friend and I saw him holding a pistol.He looks at me and says, " jump or stay its over for you". And as soon as he said that "he" appeared. I was astonished just to see this bright light and my friends pistol slowly moving away from his hands. "He" told him " he who doesnt believe in me and only the power within me wil never be able to see me". I though to my self was that it. Only getting to see "him". That was the power I was waiting for. And as I started to second guess all of this he, the light, slowly started to dissapear. Then I felt a pat on my back somewhat like a knock. And when I turned around the light was so bright that I lost my sight. Softly words whispered in my ears saying, I'm sorry but you were the chosen one. I couldn't believe it alexis, It was the best dream that i've had in a long time... what did you think?