Old lady talks about herself?

Picture of old lady at circus.

Everyone stop. Ready look at me. Yes I am not as apealing as the person behind me, ofcourse not.Shes more interesting devourng a couple bites of chocolate sprinkled crunch cake. Well you know I have a story to tell. About when I was younger I almost looked like her.If you look more deeper in the photo.I was young and I was walking with my boyfriend at a circus.He was too nerdy for me though. I never really payed much attention to him. As you can see. I photo shopped a picture of all three of us. Me, the starving woman, and then me and my nerdy boyfriend again. I will pass it around to all of you so you can take a good look. Don't forget to leave many compliments about me. And not when I was younger but how lovely I loook now with my fluffy white hair. And just to let you guys know the white isn't real I just dye it that colour because it suits me best. Don't you think? So one more thing for all of you to take into some consideration is that not only have my years gone by very slowly and i am still dazling at an old age but I am pregnant.... Are you shocked don't worry i was too.